To say I love the Olympics is a slight understatement.
Some would even say I was obsessed :)
I remember getting to stay up "late" as a 2nd grader in 1996 to watch Keri Strug land on one foot.
Getting to wear, San Antonio's swimmer, Josh Davis's gold medals was a highlight of my life.
Watching Michael Phelps dominate in the pool in Beijing made me want to grow gils and live in a pool.
Watching gold medals being placed around the necks of Americans always brings tears to my eyes.
And to be honest I am a little jealous, so I came up with some events that I would most likely come home with the gold...
US Flat Tire Team.
US Talking with your Hands Team.
US Sarcasm Team.
US Bargin Shopping Team.
US Bravo Reality Show Trivia Team.
As the above list shows I clearly have no athletic ability but I can puncture your tire with out trying, put my sassy pants on and save you some money! BOO-YA! If any of the above ever become Olympic sports Team USA I'm your girl!
What "sport" would you win your gold in?