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Apparently I Didn't Listen to my Mom.

People, I have MAJOR blogger-block. I sat here looking at a blank screen for 3 episodes of Friends (which will NEVER get old...EVER) and finally decided just to write the only thing that came to my mind. So please excuse awkward cob-web shaking off writing. 

One time, as in Saturday, while in the midsts of an intense game of Kan Jam
 (America's #1 party game... or so claims the box)
I was so in thralled with beating, creaming, absolutely demolishing every member of Reese's immediate and extended family (cause that is the way to make a GREAT impression) that I failed to notice the monstrous ant pile located exactly where I placed my right foot.  

My competitiveness, that really only kicks in when I am actually winning a game...which isn't often, went into over drive. Ant bites- Shant-bites. In the heat of "jammin" moments again I failed to see the LARGE ant pile. There ya go left foot just incase you felt left out.  

Finishing the game SECOND (fail) I limped over to the sideline and only then noticed that my feet were ON FIRE. I sucked it up. 
"Whatever! I'm cool, this happens all the time."

1 car ride, .5 of an LSU football game and 3 long hours of not sitting "correctly" my foot was roughly the size of Montana. 

I didn't take a picture... it would have grossed you out... you're welcome.

I went to Walgreens and bought Benadryl. Today I used the spray in a lesson about implying and inferring. 

My favorite answer today:

What does Miss Scholz's Anti-Itch Spray imply and infer? 
Imply: Miss Scholz has itchy skin 
Infer: Miss Scholz didn't listen to her mom and wear bug spray. 

So basically this proves I will do ANYTHING for my kiddos to fully understand a concept. 

And then I ate my weight in Shrimp and Grits and Beignets. 
I don't know... something needed to save this awkward post... usually food does it.



Katie said...

food pics always save a blog post! not that it needed saving though. :)

Jess said...

Hahaha this is hilarious!
Just know that I am laughing with you, not at you ;)

But really...I hope your foot is better!
And that food...oh maaan can you say delicious?!
Making my cereal look kinda bland right about now...


Megan said...

If you didn't say it was awkward no one would have ever thought so!

Write what's on your mind, that's what blogging is about

Stacy said...

no awkwardness!

Anonymous said...

I love that you used it for a lesson with your class. haha. I hope your foot feels better.

Oh. Shrimp and grits is my favorite dish ever.

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

Food for the win! Bahaha! Your poor feet! Bugs flock to me, so I know your pain! Yikes.

Elizabeth McMullen said...

Soooo how did I not know you until right now!? ahh.

found you through Aubrey Kinch and you are absolutely adorbs!

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