11.18.2013

Dear Anonymous

Over my little blogging vacation there was a strange little phenonmon going on over here on the blog-- Anonymous commenters. I realize now that there is a nifty little button on blogger that makes these little guys go away, but honestly I rather enjoy reading them. Anyway, I thought that in the spirit of attempting to be a little more interactive on the blog I would respond to these "anonymous" people. I know it will warm their little computer-robot-scamming hearts.

 Dear Anonymous,
   I am slightly concerned that motor cycle jackets are close to your heart. Have you heard of Jesus? He is better than motorcycle jackets AND bows. You take care too! And no, you may not have my contact information. K, thanks!

Love,
    Meg "I can't even pronounce your 'blog' " Cady


Dear Anonymous, 
        I am so glad you are here by mistake, but I think you have bigger issues if you are using Bing. I also love my theme and design--you can never have too much glitter! I was thinking of doing a little sprucing up during Thanksgiving break, what do you think? I am sure you will see it, ya know cause you booked marked my blog and all. You keep up your superb work too. 

Love, 
     Meg "Google, always Google" Cady 

Dear Anonymous, 
       Well, well aren't you forward you cheeky little devil you. Good thing there are 40 other posts just like the one you would "like to look extra" posts like this. 

Love, 
     Meg "Still blushing" Cady 

Dear Anonymous, 
        Go home, you're drunk.
Love, 
     Meg "but really,get you're life together" Cady 

Dear Anonymous, 
       Sounds like you should keep your iPad in a better spot. Also, I am pretty sure dropping an iPad isn't going make you a YouTube sensation. I would suggest a cute baby video or something with a cat-- those always seem to be winners. Although I think you are insane and you want to give me all sorts of computer virus with your "Champagne based cocktails" I am so glad you decided to share. 

Love,
      Meg "I love a good cat video" Cady

Dear Anonymous, 
        Ohhhhh thanks for clearing up online gambling for me. I didn't know it was as easy as booking a movie ticket or booking a place for marriage--makes sense. I mean usually casinos are the epitome of mortality, but thanks for the heads up. I'll remember it the next time I feel like being super sketchy. Also, hate the break it to you, there is no way that online gambling experience can be as close to an experience in a real casino cause the internet can't get me a free drink when ever I want.

Love,
     Meg "I'll take a vodka tonic with a twist of lime" Cady

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15 comments:

Jessica @ Lovely Little Things said...

GOLD.
Why don't I get fun anonymous comments?

Lauren said...

I took these off but I do kind of miss them! They spam with the most random stuff but I do love how flattery is almost always their angle!

Melissa Robles said...

Thanks for sharing, this is the funniest post I've seen all day!

Melissa
theblushingdreamer.blogspot.com

Brittany said...

OMG OMG OMG I am dying over here. DYING LAUGHING in my cube at work, because you know, HR work is sooo funny.

put a bow on it [kaitlyn] said...

someone please put this on buzzfeed. GOLDEN.

Bekah Foley said...

I'm sitting at my desk at work trying not to bust out laughing. These are hilarious!

Katie said...

so funny!! it almost makes me want to turn on my anonymous comments :) that ipad one?? who are these people?

Becky M said...

Um, I am dying over here. So freaking hilarious!

agirlandhersparkles.blogspot.com

Ashley Robyn said...

Holy crap. I am dying from laughter. I thought that the first one was a joke but they got better as I kept reading. Although I think my favorite part is your signature. You are too clever my friend.

ari @ whatarisaid said...

Lol, love your replies... and the comments. Hilarious!

Tara Illy said...

What in the world!? Crazy people!

All That Glitters said...

Haha! I like that moto jackets and bows are "close to their heart". I've gotten some funny ones too....including one asking me to write posts with me wearing plaid shirts for their "personal blog of people wearing plaid shirts". Weird.

xox Megan
http://allthatglittersisgold.net

Lindsay @ Trial By Sapphire said...

These are far more interesting than my anonymous comments!

Darby Hawley said...

Your responses have me cracking up! You're so witty girl!

The Cavallaro's said...

Haha I love all of this... especially the randomness of all of these comments... like the Ipad comment... I mean, really?!